Me, I never sleep, well, when I'm supposed to... so, I was up at 3 am, sitting on the couch, drinking Rockstar and peeling my apple (with a knife of course) and couldn't find anything on tv... so I flipped through the channels and all of the sudden, I saw a familiar face...
It was Adrian Pasdar standing on some red carpet over in Monte Carlo or something... So, me being a "Heroes Addict" freaked out over anything to do with Heroes, and was like "Yes! I'll see what's going on..."
I looked at the screen... and saw clusters of people gathered together talking with eachother in the background, all happy with their company...
then...
walking far off in the distance behind Adrian was Masi Oka... by himself... with his hands down in front, just looking around at people... looking completely lost and alone... and then he just mingled there in about 2 feet of space behind Adrian... waddling a bit like a penguin. looking sad as could be
I thought to myself "Awww! That's so cute! Masi is emo!" lol... I've always thought Masi was adorable... and it made him even cuter...
Me, being all hyped up on Rockstar began laughing and when you've had 3 cans of Rockstar in 2 hours you really laugh... loud...
I took a drink, still laughing... Rockstar came out of my nose, it burned, I choked, and fell forward with the knife in my lap... and cut myself leaving a 2 inch cut across my stomach, fortunately, it did not go through my skin, it just made me bleed, but then, I do bleed a lot from little wounds...
So I cleaned myself up... but it just soaked through the bandage... about 10 minutes later, I began to feel nautious.. I hurled all over the floor
, and my brother heard the noise, woke up... and came to my aide and said"Eww... What the heck Sis? It's 3 am and you're still up? What's going on?"
I told him the story after a few minutes of rest... and we laughed...
My parents didn't though when they woke up in the morning and saw the hurl and blood wrags in the trash...
I then had to tell them the story... their remark...
"You're not my child"
They've always told me I was the "weird" one of the family... They said for me to never ever never ever ever ever have that many Rockstars in a row at 3 am with a knife... ever... or they'd ground me... my only defense... well... I'm 18 for one, they can't ground me, and two...it's not my fault... it's Masi's! HE's the one that tried to kill me...
They asked me "Why would you get so worked up about something like that?"
The answer: Rockstar... and I love emo people... and Masi Oka... and I felt sorry for him... but laughed out of pure love for emo people and penguins (they're so cute)... and how much he looked like it for that brief 7 seconds of dwiddling his fingers by himself... Masi and his emoity (new word peeps), could it be any more adorable?...
If you guys looked around on the net, you may be able to find the clip... I w ouldn't know how to link it if I could... it was on Access Hollywood
Yeah, give me a little bit of Rockstar... a knife... and an Emo Masi Oka at 3 in the morning, and at 3:10... I'd be dead... lol...
If you've had any Near death experiences due to your love of Heroes... post'em here...
